Obama bans phrases from English language.

President Barack Obama’s advisers will remove religious terms such as “Islamic extremism” from the central document outlining the U.S. national security strategy and will use the rewritten document to emphasize that the United States does not view Muslim nations through the lens of terror, counterterrorism officials said.

The change is a significant shift in the National Security Strategy, a document that previously outlined the Bush Doctrine of preventative war and currently states: “The struggle against militant Islamic radicalism is the great ideological conflict of the early years of the 21st century.”

The officials described the changes on condition of anonymity because the document still was being written, and the White House would not discuss it. However, Robert Gibbs broke ranks with the rest of the White House officials and was quoted as saying, “President Obama feels that, uh, um, that, um by not saying Islamic extremism and war on terror that those in the, um other countries that have a lot of um, sand in them would, um, uh view the United States more favorably and therefore we could have a dialog with, um, them.”

“The President also feels that this process can be utilized in, um, uh other areas of the political spectrum. For example, we will no longer be using the words, jobs, unemployment, gasoline prices or nuclear weapons. By dissecting these words and phrases from the lexicon, then the American public will not focus so much on these areas, thereby allowing us to have a, um, uh dialog with them.”

When pressed on this development, anonymous White House sources said that the President is also considering removing the words and phrases Republican, GOP and Mid Term elections from the English language. However, the administration will be leaving the phrase,  “all Bush’s fault” in the English language.

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